Top 10 Funny Rap Videos

Science dropped by Martini & Jopparelli. Apr-16-2007

Let’s talk straight forward: Rap videos usually suck! Today videos are all about bling bling, back in the days they were mostly focused on Gangsta topics. In both case I don’t like it. But if you like me are a Rap fanatic since the glorious days of Yo Mtv Raps, you know there are few exceptions. I am going to list my top 10 funny Rap video of all time.


1 FAT BOYS – All you can eat

Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese!
Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!!

Fat Boys – All you can eat

2 BIZ MARKIE – T.S.R (Toilet Stool Rap)

Sittin’ on a toilet/waiting for my bowels to move/I got a doodoo rap/I got a doodoo

Biz Markie – T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)

3 The Pharcyde – Ya Mama

Ya Mama, ya Mama, ya Mama

The Pharcyde – Ya Mama

4 Beastie Boys – Fight For Your Right (To Party)

You pops caught you smoking and he said, “No way!”
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag Busted!

5 Slick Rick – Children Story

This ain’t funny so don’t ya dare laugh

Slick Rick – Children's Story

6 Digital Underground – Doowatchyalike

Everybody doowatchyalike!

Digital Underground – Doowutchyalike

7 Pharcyde – Drop

Let me freak the funk

8 D-12 – Purple Hills

This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap again

D-12 – Purple Hills ((EMINEMLOUNGE[1].COM))

9 The Roots – What they do

Never do….what they do, what they do, what they do…

The Roots – What They Do

10 Busta Rhymes feat. ODB – Woo Hah

Busta Rhyme up in the place with Oh-Dee-Bee/Busta Rhyme you rhyme (dirty) Whaaaat?(you rhyme after me)

Busta Rhymes Feat. Ol' Dirty Basterd – Woo Hah!! Remix

I just want to say that one of my favourite one was The Wascals – Class Clown, but I could not find this video on you tube. Another great one was Digital Underground – The Return of the Crazy One, but even in this case, no way to find it on the web. (UPDATED 2011: check em out)

Bonus 1: Digital Underground – The Return Of The Crazy One

They were always funny…each one of their videos should appear in this list

Digital Underground – Return Of The Crazy One

Bonus 2: The Wascals – Class Clown

Hyperactive students in full effect

The Wascals – Class Clown


23 Responses to “Top 10 Funny Rap Videos”

  1. abethe says:

    hey Marty, your link is in place – thanks for adding me. like the fact you are Italian, I am Greek myself, so not too far away…

  2. Belize says:

    NO REDMAN…martz wat dah fluck?!?! (atleast wateva man, full coorperation or Ill be dat)

  3. Marty says:

    You are right, but u know, just place for 10 and too many to list!

  4. Chicago says:

    I have been lurking on this site for a while and thought I would drop you a little appreciation for the quality of your posts. I like the fact that there are those who like hip hop as deeply as I do outside of the US. Thanks!

  5. Marty says:

    You are welcome Chicago!

    It was not easy back in the days follow Hip Hop from Italy without Internet. I just remember a whole week of waiting for watching Yo Mtv Raps on Sunday night. That was passion indeed!!!

  6. ilmago says:

    great list marty… I agree totally…
    honorable mention: Busta Rhymes ‘give me some more’ for the crazy dresses he wears!
    ciao ciao

  7. GroS says:

    very good marty, grat list! but next top ten don’t forget vincenzo da via anfossi!!!!
    check on youtube…that shit is for real!!!!!

  8. Ozzino says:

    Top post Marty, Fat Boys deserves position n° 1 just for that funny hat weared by Prince Markie Dee

  9. djmp45 says:


  10. Antonio says:

    Shimmy Shimmy Ya could have made the list…
    And Missy as well…


    @ Chicago: Indeed, it was a nightmare to follow hip hop back in the days… I started in 1987, when in Italy there wasn’t even a shop that would import US records!

  11. Marty says:

    Welcome back Mr Antonio

  12. andy says:

    if that fat boys video was product placement for sbarro, it has to be the best example of this i have ever come across. thanks for the great collection of non-sucky rap videos…

  13. dsplurt says:

    like dude said: no Reggie Noble…how bout the fresh prince on that mike tyson tip, de la’s “me, myself and i”…nice 10, but the word “TOP” questionable

  14. @ Dsplurt: Right, It’s just my personal TOP!

  15. elmo says:

    what about nwa’s fat girl?

    dre does the female voice, too funny

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  18. Shaun Wilson says:

    Here is a great one they have several videos out.

    This could be the funniest ever!

    • lol yes it’s funny indeed! very nice

      but it’s a parody so I don’t think it would fit here.

      maybe we should make a post about top 10 rap parodies….

      • Nora says:

        - OMG It’s fabulous! I agree with Monette Bouvier the clpoue photo is so natural! But it’s the action shot I love the most!! You have talent Sue and thank you for the action photo you sent to keep us patiently waiting for the rest! We love it! We will use it as Ambassador Montecristo’s head shot in the new blog for Paws n Cause! THANK YOU for the time, the talent and for being so darn good with dogs! You capture their essence perfectly.

  19. romo says:

    One of the best blog posts of 2011!

  20. SB says:

    thanks for this list!